Joke of the Day (Whatever you do, there is someone watching you) Loool.

One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it become apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside, I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the aroma of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that i would walk off and ill effects by the time I reach home, so I stopeed at the diner and before I knew it, I has consumed three large orders of baked beans.