Joke of the Day (Whatever you do, there is someone watching you) Loool.

One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it become apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside, I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the aroma of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that i would walk off and ill effects by the time I reach home, so I stopeed at the diner and before I knew it, I has consumed three large orders of baked beans.

All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas. Upon my arrival, my husband seemed exicited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight. He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer a call. 

The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill. I took the napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigourously, Then shifted to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes.

The pleasure was undescribable. When eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned apologized for taking so long. He asked if I had peeped through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold and twelve dinner guests seated aroung the table chorused: "Happy Birthday!"

I fainted!!!!!