Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Funny Election sturvs

1.
Have U heard D latest!!!
 TOP 5 HIT.
1. Goodluck ft MI-Undisputed champion.
2. Buhari ft Justin Timberlake-Cry me a river
3. Ribadu ft Banky W- Strong thing.
4. Shekarau ft Aaliyah- Try again.
5. Chris okotie ft P square- Game is over.

 2.
Fashola is working, Lagos is working.....
Ogun is sleeping, Daniel is snoring....

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Goodluck Jonathan retains Nigerian presidency

Declared the winner of Saturday, April 16, 2011 presidential election. He won  22,495,187 of the 39,469,484 votes casted.

Presidential Final Result

Party Votes Percentage
ACN 2,079,151 5.41%
ADC 51,682 0.14%
ANPP 917,012 2.40%
APS 23,740 0.06%
ARP 12,264 0.03%
BNPP 47,272 0.12%
CPC 12,214,853 31.98%
FRESH 34,331 0.09%
HDP 12,023 0.03%
LDPN 8,472 0.02%
MPPP 16,492 0.04%
NCP 26,376 0.07%
NMDP 25,938 0.07%
NTP 19,744 0.05%
PDC 82,243 0.21%
PDP 22,495,187 58.89%
PMP 56,248 0.15%
PPP 54,203 0.14%
SDMP 11,544 0.03%
UNPD 21,203 0.06%

Source: INEC

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Real Men PSAs

The concept of the ‘Real Men Don’t Buy Girls’ campaign is aimed to eliminate sex slavery worldwide. These series of advert according to Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore’s DNA Foundation is to engage people, specifically men, in the issue.

The funny videos features high-profile influential stars like justin Timberlake, Bradley Cooper, Sean Penn and Jamie Foxx.

Well ithink its a good effort, and people can relate to it. The one i didnt see coming was jamie foxx's part, so hilarious.... enjoy.





 


 

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Joke of the Day

E get this particular restaurant wey i dey chop for Abuja, e get one oyinbo wey dey always com chop there too. Any time dis oyinbo chop finish he go shout "HEY", so i wonder wetin dey make am shout, i decide to chop wetin the oyinbo dey always chop so i go shout too. 

When i reach restaurant the next day I order wetin the man dey chop they tell me say na chicken and red wine, so i chop am, but I no shout, I collect xtra plate, but stil I no still shout. Na then I just vex ask for my bill,the waiter tell me say one plate of chicken na N35,000 & red wine na N25,000 then the extra plate na N20,000 na then i shout heyyyyyyyyyy! heyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!

A very Interesting Prayer

Dear lord, you took my favourite dancer and singer away(Micheal Jackson). You took my favourite rappers ( 2pac, Biggie,Dagrin) You took my favourite comedians(Bernie Mac & CD John). Dear lord I would like to let you know that (IBB,ATIKU,AKALA,IBORI, OBASANJO,DAVID MARK) are my favourite politicians..... culled from Ike Otudeko.

Joke of the Day (Whatever you do, there is someone watching you) Loool.

One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it become apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside, I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the aroma of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that i would walk off and ill effects by the time I reach home, so I stopeed at the diner and before I knew it, I has consumed three large orders of baked beans.

VariousTributes to the Royal Wedding

All this items are on Sale in honor of the Willian and Kate's wedding.

Refrigerator with Kate and Will’s engagement photo on it,


 A Doll


Dunkin Donut: Will be sold only on the wedding day


Condoms

"Diamonesse" Engagement Ring Replica

You can buy this replica and pretend you're engaged to Wills yourself.. lol


Mug

Pez Dispensers
 This have sweets in them, push their heads backwards and pop out sweets

Pill Box


Tray
And so many more funny and ridiculous stuffs people are doing in honor of this wedding, just thinking who cares?

 

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Photos of the Week

This has been going on and on, on BB, facebook, twitter all over. Loooool
 


Friday, April 1, 2011

Joke of the Day

Some waffi church membas enta ferry as dem com reach midu of water na im sista ejiro begin sing " he's a miraku workin God" see dance plus clapping. Song change 2 "Jesus power,supa power,babalawo pawa. Pawaless pawa, Mammy water pawa..,. na im evribodi kip quiet dia face strong. "sista Eji Abeg mk we rish d oda side 1st. LOOOOOOL