GIST ONLY: April 2011

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

1.
Have U heard D latest!!!
TOP 5 HIT.
1. Goodluck ft MI-Undisputed champion.
2. Buhari ft Justin Timberlake-Cry me a river
3. Ribadu ft Banky W- Strong thing.
4. Shekarau ft Aaliyah- Try again.
5. Chris okotie ft P square- Game is over.

2.
Fashola is working, Lagos is working.....
Ogun is sleeping, Daniel is snoring....

U.S. Consulate General, Lagos: Election in Nigeria: Press Statement from The Secr...

U.S. Consulate General, Lagos: Election in Nigeria: Press Statement from The Secr...: "Press Statement Hillary Rodham Clinton Secretary of State, Washington, DC April 19, 2011 On behalf of President Obama and the people of th..."

Goodluck Jonathan retains Nigerian presidency

Declared the winner of Saturday, April 16, 2011 presidential election. He won 22,495,187 of the 39,469,484 votes casted.

Presidential Final Result

Party	Votes	Percentage
ACN	2,079,151	5.41%
ADC	51,682	0.14%
ANPP	917,012	2.40%
APS	23,740	0.06%
ARP	12,264	0.03%
BNPP	47,272	0.12%
CPC	12,214,853	31.98%
FRESH	34,331	0.09%
HDP	12,023	0.03%
LDPN	8,472	0.02%
MPPP	16,492	0.04%
NCP	26,376	0.07%
NMDP	25,938	0.07%
NTP	19,744	0.05%
PDC	82,243	0.21%
PDP	22,495,187	58.89%
PMP	56,248	0.15%
PPP	54,203	0.14%
SDMP	11,544	0.03%
UNPD	21,203	0.06%

Source: INEC

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Real Men PSAs

The concept of the ‘Real Men Don’t Buy Girls’ campaign is aimed to eliminate sex slavery worldwide. These series of advert according to Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore’s DNA Foundation is to engage people, specifically men, in the issue.

The funny videos features high-profile influential stars like justin Timberlake, Bradley Cooper, Sean Penn and Jamie Foxx.

Well ithink its a good effort, and people can relate to it. The one i didnt see coming was jamie foxx's part, so hilarious.... enjoy.

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Joke of the Day

E get this particular restaurant wey i dey chop for Abuja, e get one  oyinbo wey dey always com chop there too. Any time dis oyinbo chop  finish he go shout "HEY", so i wonder wetin dey make am shout, i decide  to chop wetin the oyinbo dey always chop so i go shout too. 

When i reach  restaurant the next day I order wetin the man dey chop they tell me say  na chicken and red wine, so i chop am, but I no shout, I collect xtra  plate, but stil I no still shout. Na then I just vex ask for my bill,the  waiter tell me say one plate of chicken na N35,000 & red wine na  N25,000 then the extra plate na N20,000 na then i shout heyyyyyyyyyy!  heyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!

A very Interesting Prayer

Dear lord, you took my favourite dancer and singer away(Micheal Jackson). You took my favourite rappers ( 2pac, Biggie,Dagrin) You took my favourite comedians(Bernie Mac & CD John). Dear lord I would like to let you know that (IBB,ATIKU,AKALA,IBORI, OBASANJO,DAVID MARK) are my favourite politicians..... culled from Ike Otudeko.

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Awwhh, I love this....

Nollywood Rooting for Jonathan

Joke of the Day (Whatever you do, there is someone watching you) Loool.

One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it become apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside, I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the aroma of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that i would walk off and ill effects by the time I reach home, so I stopeed at the diner and before I knew it, I has consumed three large orders of baked beans.